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    • by Cristae Chapter 220 The Cat Is Sick? Live Stream: “Is the kitty dead? He’s not moving!” “No, he’s not! The stream’s still running!” “He woke up! He woke up—his eyelids moved! That timing was so tight, he almost didn’t make it!” “Incredible, how did the owner manage it? What numbers did he enter to save the kitty? I remember the kitty didn’t have a tag; those eleven digits must be a player ID. I can’t think of any other kind of code this instance would use—it’s not an…
    • by Cristae Chapter 219 Transmission Complete Live Stream: “Could the kitty really be dead? I’m getting scared—why isn’t he waking up?” “No way. If he were dead, how could the stream still be running? Wasn’t it said earlier that the kitty has no compatibility with this instance?” “That’s right—so why isn’t he waking up if that’s true?” “Have you noticed the stream is getting darker? There’s a countdown in the top right—I checked other player streams, none of them have…
    • by Cristae Chapter 218 He Died? Live Stream: “What’s happening to the kitty? Is he going to become a real paper person? The printer should only output paper, right?” “I want to know which function the shopkeeper just pressed—scan?” “Seems like it was scan. Will this hurt the cat? He can barely stand.” “Has any player tried switching rapidly between being big and small before? I checked the veteran players’ streams—no one seems to know how the printer works. Has no one ever made…
    • by Cristae Chapter 217 Miscalculation The brat’s howling had faded, replaced by the heavy tread of the shopkeeper’s footsteps as he approached the break room. Yan Jiyun warned everyone, “Quick, hide the wristband—he’s coming to the break room.” Everyone had already guessed as much. Wen Ye and Chu Mo worked together, flinging the wristband behind the printer. The five of them clambered down from the back of the printer, finding refuge atop the edge of a cardboard box. No sooner had they…
    • by Cristae Chapter 216 Christmas Elves The brat was sitting on a chair. The shopkeeper hadn’t tied him up or restrained him, and had even given him a never-ending lollipop—probably the reason he hadn’t left, since no matter how much he licked it, it never ran out. Why did the shopkeeper keep this troublemaker around, rather than shrinking him like the others? Did pity for children stay his hand? Yan Jiyun and Chu Mo climbed from the child’s toes, which nearly touched the floor, up onto the tops of his…
    • by Cristae Chapter 215: He’s Not Old at All! Live Stream: “Damn! Brother Feng, how can you just let a newbie hug you like that?!” “Brother Feng is so gentle! He was never like this before. Now he’s even comforting newbies. Your CP is still injured and waiting for you outside!” “CP? Brother Feng hasn’t had a CP for ages. That person betrayed him back then—how can he shamelessly ask Feng to come save him now? Unbelievable!” “Brother Feng himself hasn’t said anything, why are all…
    • by Cristae Chapter 214: Thrills and Dangers The store manager, despite walking at a normal pace, was going about his usual business, tidying the shop and moving left and right—nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Yet who could've predicted that he would suddenly turn and enter the break room? The three of them wanted to hide, but even if they could sprint a hundred meters in no time, it was already too late to evade him—unless, of course, the manager wasn’t looking at the floor at all. Unfortunately,…
    • by Cristae Chapter 213: The "Printer" Yan Jiyun was just as eager to know—what had they discovered? Qi Feng and Wen Ye were one step ahead; they already knew where the two robbers had gone. He couldn’t help but ask, “Where are the robbers?” Qi Feng pointed to the table above them. “See that machine up there?” He hadn’t looked up when he first entered—the table was too high. He’d only caught a glimpse of a portion of the machine without seeing its full shape. “What is that? Don’t…
    • by Cristae Chapter 212: A New Discovery None of the six of them had much interest in DIY crafts, so figuring out how to make a gift would take some time. A gift basket. Drawing ideas on paper was simple enough, but integrating all the props—organizing the sequence and arrangement—was a different matter entirely; there was a lot to coordinate, and at first, everyone was all fingers and thumbs. Yan Jiyun had patience, but he truly lacked any talent for making crafts. Although he was the one who came up…
    • by Cristae Chapter 211: A Guilty Conscience The reason Yan Jiyun was so excited was because he shared the same idea as Qi Feng, and there was an important reason for that. Even though he was a novice player, the fact that his thinking could keep pace with that of advanced players proved his ideas were correct. But to return to the point, they still needed to consider what purpose those items they had acquired would serve. Yan Jiyun told Qi Feng his thoughts directly: "I suspect this Christmas present…
    • by Cristae Chapter 210 Social Distance On the surface, Yan Jiyun’s whirlwind of chaos seemed utterly random. To an outsider, it looked as though he’d simply knocked over a patch of goods in fright and was driven off by the giant shopkeeper. All the details fit a terrified cat’s behavior to perfection—nothing seemed out of place. Only Qi Feng, as his owner, knew that Caramel would never randomly push things over. At home, he didn't even knock over a glass teetering on the table’s edge. Qi Feng had…
    • by Cristae Chapter 209 Damn Black Cat live stream: “Thrilling! Our kitten is still the most useful one! How is his owner so useless? Isn’t he supposed to be a high-level player? Every time, our kitten has to save him—at this point, the kitten is the real owner! First he steals beef pies to feed his human, now he swoops in at the last second to rescue him.” “Isn’t that just how cats are? The kitten never saw Qi Feng as his owner in the first place.” “The super-sized cat is so cool—I wish…
    • by Cristae Chapter 208 As If Blessed by Heaven To the giants, the toy airplane in the shop was just a plaything—but to Yan Jiyun and the others, it was a real, pilotable aircraft. Qi Feng hadn’t pulled Yan Jiyun away because he doubted his ability to fly, but because he preferred to shoulder the risk himself. The toy plane had limited battery life; one slip in control and they could be hurt. One of them needed to operate the plane, while the other stood ready on the ground. Yan Jiyun understood Qi…
    • by Cristae Chapter 207 Disliked The two of them hid behind the wall, observing the situation outside. Yan Jiyun could see it clearly—they weren’t actually hidden behind a wall, but rather inside a cubical, like those used for storing toys. He poked Qi Feng’s shoulder. “These giants are much smaller than they seemed when we watched them from inside the glass dome.” They could no longer see the glass dome; after coming through the gap, all they saw was one large cubicle—the very place they found…
    • by Cristae Chapter 206: Out Yan Jiyun released his hold on Xiao Bai—after all, Qi Feng was still the ostensible owner of these black cats. He quickly shifted the subject: “How did you get back so fast?” Qi Feng climbed out of the water, noticing all the cats had retreated far from them, looking thoroughly terrified. He immediately understood. He chuckled, “Caramel’s afraid of water. Of course, they’d all be scared too.” Yan Jiyun followed his lead, “But we have to take the water route…
    • by Cristae Chapter 205: Nerve Training Qi Feng glanced at the replicant Yinzi, now sprawled on the ground, and echoed Yan Jiyun’s words: “Feeling sorry for a girl?” Yan Jiyun put away his expression—and the gun in his hand—turning to him with eyes shining brightly. “Did you take care of that Yang Ge?” Qi Feng nodded. “All done.” When they’d used the Righteous Guild as a test, they’d both realized these two had been replicants infiltrated among the players. In fact, they’d…
    • by Cristae Chapter 204: Troubled and Hesitant Live Stream Room: “I’m dying laughing! The kitten is way too blunt. How could he be so direct? Doesn’t he care about his master’s dignity at all? Hahahahaha!” “Same here! So this is what the scenario is like. There’s actually a glass dome on the outside. Does that mean the players have to defeat the giant to leave the game? Our kitty is amazing; he’s spotted a flaw in such a short time that no one else did.” “It’s really the difference…
    • by Cristae Chapter 203: The Giant Mental manipulation was a nebulous concept—intangible and invisible, barely believable if mentioned out loud. Yet, Yan Jiyun’s understanding of its mechanisms proved that it could divert the minds of those tainted by spiritual pollution. Before them stretched utter darkness, and they prepared as best they could to leave the confines of the mall. Only by stepping outside this framework could they hope to find the truth. Yan Jiyun stood with Qi Feng, together plunging into…
    • by Cristae Chapter 202: A Cat for Everyone "Ship them! I want my ship!" "Ship what, exactly?" "Ehh? The kitten turned human and is still pouncing on his owner!" "That scene with the kitten just now was so cool! No wonder I stan this cat streamer—he always comes through." Qi Feng felt his chest jolt from Yan Jiyun’s collision. Only after the force of the explosion faded did Yan Jiyun climb off Qi Feng’s chest. He was long used to curling up in Qi Feng’s arms, but now that he was human,…
    • by Cristae Chapter 201: Dealing with the Herd of Elk At any other time, Yan Jiyun would have thought it pretentious—even suspiciously motivated—for him to say something like that. But now, as he spoke with frankness, it instead seemed a mark of genuine character. Even Qi Feng found himself caught off guard, all the unrest in his heart condensed into two simple words: "Thank you." Chu Mo, never one to miss a chance for mischief, chimed in, "I think I heard two people calling for Brother Feng." Wen…
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